Timewasting: Top Ten Signs For A Football Manager That Your Days Are Numbered

(10) Players use air quotes when talking about the “manager” in interviews

(9) The Club mascot has a bigger office than you do

(8) Training gets moved to a new location and nobody tells you

(7) During the latest team photoshoot, you are positioned on the left for easy photoshopping later

(6) Your management team are already referring to you in the past tense

(5) Your name has become common slang for when things go wrong

(4) Stadium security give you regular patdowns as you leave to make sure you’re not taking any Club pens home with you

(3) The GPS in your Club car has a Service Canada Centre set as default location

(2) Your local Chinese restaurant names a special dish after you – Lame Duck

(1) Your name is Tommy Soehn

Twitter Campaign Supports Philippe Davies

By the time Vancouver Whitecaps take the field at BC Place on Saturday to face Colorado Rapids, fans and players will know whether we’re battling for that all important 17th spot or have already clinched the berth and can just have a day of fan appreciation and “fancy dress”.

New England Revolution will shape our afternoon on Canada’s east coast when they take on Toronto FC at 9.30am PST.

Of course it would just be like TFC to fuck things up for us and force us to go out and beat the 2010 MLS Champions to stop us having the ignominy of finishing dead last in the League, for the first time in our history.

In the grand scheme of things, whether we finish last or second to last, doesn’t really matter too much. We’ve had a crap season either way.

There’s just something psychological about not finishing as the worst of the worst.

What New England do, or don’t do, could be important for one Whitecaps player in particular – Philippe Davies. Davies is the only Whitecaps player in the MLS squad not to see any gametime this season.

We’ve covered ad naseum now our desire to see as many of the younger players as possible get given a run out in this season’s final games. Our pleas, both here in AFTN and in our Metro column, have fallen mostly on deaf ears.

Long Tan is the only one of our “Six To See” that we have actually seen getting a chance to start games. I think we can all agree that’s been a success.

Omar Salgado has made the bench, but Alex Morfaw, Michael Nanchoff, Bilal Duckett and Philippe Davies haven’t been given a sniff, although Davies was dragged for a pointless trip to Dallas at the weekend.

Why take him to these places and not play him?

We’ve asked before, we’ll ask again. What do these guys have to do to get given their chance?

Well, it looks like nothing is going to get them it this season.

When speaking about Davies, Tommy Soehn told the Vancouver Sun on Monday:

“It’s not like we don’t know what he’s about. We’ve been training for a whole season. We’ll look at how it goes this week … We’re still going to put the most competitive team on the field.”

Knob.

Would have been nice if he’d put our most competitive team on the field for all the games leading up to this one, since he took over in June. One of the many problems with Soehn is that he doesn’t actually appear to have any idea as to what our most competitive team actually is.

The game against the Rapids means nothing.

Even if he is clinging on to those 17th place hopes, to avoid wearing the dunce’s hat at the next managers meeting, then surely if TFC do the business on Saturday, then we have no other real goal to achieve, and giving Davies some gametime minutes is a must. The Revolution losing may be his only chance. I doubt he will get a start but he needs to play and for more than just 5 or 10 minutes.

It’s common sense – obviously not two words that have followed the Whitecaps or Soehn around this season.

Seeing a player in training is completely different from seeing them play in a competitive game in the top league in the country. Davies has already excelled in the NASL last season and the PDL and MLS reserve league this year. To have no minutes this season is baffling and anti young Canadian talent!

A Twitter campaign has been launched by fans to make sure that Philippe Davies plays some MLS minutes this season, and it’s a campaign that has the full backing of AFTN.

It’s already got people like Pete Schaad talking about it, so please get the message out there and put pressure on Soehn to see sense and do something for the fans this year.

#BigPhilMustPlay

Spread the word.

Whitecaps Fans To Dress For Success

Vancouver Whitecaps fans are looking to dress for success on Saturday.

It may be the last match of a disappointing inaugural Major League Soccer season for the Caps, but many of the fans are looking to see it off in some style.

In what we hope will become an annual tradition, AFTN and the Vancouver Southsiders are encouraging fans to come to the game in fancy dress costumes.

You could call it a pre-Halloween celebration if you want, but the main thing is to have some fun. After the season we’ve had we deserve it!

Going to the last game of the season dressed up in a costume, or “fancy dress”, is something of a much looked forward to tradition back in the UK.

With travelling to away games a lot easier in the smaller confines of the UK, many fans partake in this tradition during the last away game of the season. Other Clubs have the tradition of dressing up for the last home game.

Back in Scotland, my Club, East Fife have adopted this tradition since 2006.

Here’s some examples of our previous days out at Montrose, Arbroath and Albion Rovers.

Maybe you’ll get some inspiration for your own costume!

And it’s a tradition we want to start and hopefully continue in Vancouver.

It’s just a fun way to say goodbye to the players and the season, as the long post season lull looms on the horizon.

It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Southsider, a Northsider, an Eastsider or a Westsider, we just want all Whitecaps fans to be a part of this.

If you can get along to the ‘March To The Match’ from Doolins to BC Place, then all the better! What could be better than a march of costumed Whitecaps fans walking down Granville Street?!

A perfect reminder that real sports fans in the city know how to enjoy themselves and have fun without things turning nasty.

The Club will also be undertaking their own fan festivities on Saturday, as it will be “Fan Appreciation Day”.

So dig out your best glad rags, or just rags, and add some extra festiveness.

We are trying to lift the guys on to that 17th place finish after all!

Countdown To Rennie Underway

Martin Rennie’s Carolina Railhawks crashed out of NASL Championship contention at the weekend in pretty dramatic fashion, eventually losing an incident packed second leg semi-final tie on penalties.

The defeat dashed Rennie’s hopes of coming to the Whitecaps with a Championship under his belt.

In fact, the 36 year old Scot will be coming to Vancouver with less than confidence boosting momentum, following a poor run of form for his Railhawks side recently.

He’ll fit in just nicely here then!

Although Rennie won’t take the helms at the Whitecaps until after the regular season is done and dusted, many are counting down the days till he takes over.

A key reason for that being that it will also spell the end of Tom Soehn’s reign as manager. Can’t come soon enough as far as we’re concerned.

One more game in “charge” for Soehn and as we look forward to Saturday’s match against Colorado Rapids, AFTN will be having a special #CountdownToRennie week, with various articles and humourous jibes to send Tommy packing.

Time to return to our fanzine roots, so check back every day for something new.

In the meantime, let’s try and get the hashtag #CountdownToRennie trending on Twitter.

The Renniesance will soon be upon us.